Wednesday, October 04, 2006 @10:08 AM
in all my life, i've never admitted having a normal mother. truth be told, it's true.
MY MUM AINT NORMAL!!!2 of the many instances to prove it.
1. very recently, i've managed to capture two videos of my mum at home. and i tell you, i realised that how she acts ain't normal. it's too personal(more like hilarious) to publisize it, so i won't. but the two videos show my mum at her best/worst.
1 was of her with plugged ears, listening to the radio on her phone, and doing some outrageous dance all the way from my brother's room, where i was, to the master bedroom, where my dad was.
the other video was during her recent birthday. my brother and i had surprised her with a birthday cake that we lighted and brought on a trolly to her bedroom. instead of blowing out the candles, my mum decided to slice through it, hoping that it'd blow out. (shakes head) then she makes loud wishes,
VERY loud EXAGGERATED wishes; like some candidate at a rally. yes.
2. 2 nights ago, while the 3 of us were at the study table, mum started singing,
" You give me
wings when i'm falling, you
lift me up when i'm down."
Sounds normal right? well, then when my brother wanted to join in to sing, she said,
" I was talking about my sanitary pad and bra."Cracked me up like a nut, sent my brother screaming out of the room at the top of his voice.
this is my mother. and i'm not gonna trade her for some NORMAL mom. cause to me, she is as good as its gonna get.
and i know where i got my rock concert-sounding tummy from. mummy!!!her's got a built-in speaker, and goes 24/7!!! even at 1 in the morning, it grumbles.wakakakkakakakaka