Wednesday, May 03, 2006 @6:35 PM
Top 10 Things To NEVER Bring Up or Say At A Food Table:1. Birth- the whole line of it. from the acidental tearing of the vagina to the cutting of the bloody umbilical cord
2. The process of womanizing, i think. whereby one's testacles are cut off, then the balls are inverted just so that it'll look like the woman's there.
3. Using piano strings to sew them up together to hold them in place.
4. The name of this one particular guy that i shall not mention, cause i'm nice. But the sight of him explains it all.
5. Jannah:"hey, duncha think that guy has a hot butt? look, the black shirt one. "
6. Practical tongue twister. not Theory.
7. Jannah, again: " hey, that was the guy i saw yesterday grabbing his crotch. "
8. A person's blurrness. may cause severe damage to the tummy(cramps from utter laughter).
9. Whether God has chosen to forgive jannah. Paper was found in her mouth. muahahahaha.
10. My tongue. Need i say more. I think not. hehehe.
hey, im just speaking from experience man.